I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
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Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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