I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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