This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
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Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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