break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
This house was built for laser tag.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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