Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Randomize