Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
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That accounts for only three of the penises
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
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Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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