the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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