I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
she looked like the before picture.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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