Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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