she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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