I'm really into asian looking animals
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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