so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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