is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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