idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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