going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
