"it" just moved
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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