yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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