I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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