I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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