My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
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T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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