Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
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So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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