Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
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I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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