I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
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I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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