Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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