Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
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I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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