There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
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judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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