idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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