You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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