I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
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Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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