He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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