I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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