The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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