Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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