So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
