I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
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Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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