You just made me feel so damn special
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
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