He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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