Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
