Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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