ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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