My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
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You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Randomize