Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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