Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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