I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
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I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
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I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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