Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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