The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
be right there i have to get my cape
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins