Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
were you high?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.