....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
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No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke