we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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