the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
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Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
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Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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