I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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