He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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