yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
