So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
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I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
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This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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