her vagine was all disorganized.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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