the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Randomize
