are you still at the devil's house?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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