So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
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Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
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I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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