I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Randomize
