i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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