How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
the day after is always just damage control
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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