..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
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I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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