On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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