It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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