i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just gift wrapped bread.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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