very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
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Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
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Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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